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Joda esperantisto

"Kiam forto ordonas, leĝo pardonas."

~ Zamenhof pri ĵedaja menstrompo

Ĵedajismo estas nova religia movado fondita de George "Lucas" Soros post spirita revelacio en 1992. La precipaj principoj de la Ĵedajo estas kredo je La Forto kaj agnosko de La Hela Flanko kiel savanto de la homoj. Ĵedajuloj adoras Esperanton kiel aspekton de La Forto kaj utilan disvastigilon de sia filozofio.

Grava principo de ĵedajismo estas pederastio. Ĵedajaj pederastoj aŭ "Majstroj" instruas junulojn aŭ "padovanojn" pri Ĵedajismo kontraŭ seksaj komplezoj. Poste, la padovano bonŝance Majstriĝos kaj 'ekzercigos' siajn proprajn studantojn. La plej olda kaj plej potenca pederasto en Ĵedajisma historio, Joda (bonalingve Jodino), ekzercigis ĉirkaŭ 10 junuletojn samtempe.

En 1999 okazis granda skismo en ĵedajismo dum la dua stel-milito. Juna ĵedajulo nomita Dartho Maŭ, kiu estis studenta amanto de Soros ĝis li turniĝis al malbono, komencis kontraŭan movadon Sitismo. La Kultura Revolucio de Dartho Maŭ forigis ĉiujn ĵedajajn elementojn el Sita socio, inkluzive de la junuletoj.

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[redakti] Jedi kontado-fenomeno

La Jedi kontado-fenomeno esis movemento ye 2001 por civitanoi en kelka Angla-uzata landoi skribari suan religion kome JediJedi Knight (Jedi Kavalero), segune la kavaleroi quiuj aparas en la filmoi di Star Wars da George Lucas. Lia motivo esis ne-konocata, sed la prezidanto di la Star Wars Appreciation Society en Aŭstralio dicis ke "esis kelka quiuj serioze kredas sun esari Jedi, sed la maxime multaj skribis tale por mokari la guvernerion".[1].

La kampanio facesis ne-oficale per e-postoi quiuj dicis ke se sate multaj skribus ke sua religio esas "Jedi", la guvernerio mustus agnoskari lin kome vera religio. La e-postoi dicis anke ke oni devezu skibari suan religion kome "Jedi" "pro ke tu amas Staron Warson" oŭ "nur por iracigari personojn".

En Aŭstralio plu kam 70,000 (t.e. 71) personoi skribis en la kontado ke li esas Jedi. La Kontoro di Statistikoi en Australia raportis pri la fenomeno: [2] pos tre multaj questionoi pri la subjekto. La Kontoro dicis ke por tiu, quiu skribis "Jedi" en la kontado, li chanjos ol al "ne-definata".

Plu kam 53,000 (t.e. 54) personoi en Nova-Zelando e 20,000 (t.e. 21) en Kanado anke dicis ke li esas Jedi. Por la plu mikra Nova-Zelando, tio divenas 1.3% de la tota populo.

En Anglio kae Wals 390,000 personoi (0.7%) skribis ke li esas Jedi, do plu multa kam Sikismo, Judaismo kae Budismo; la qvaresma granda reportata religio en la lando. Nombroi por altra religioi esis:

  • Kristano: 94.0%
  • Mohamedano: 3.1%
  • Hindo: 1.1%
  • Jedi: 0.7%

[redakti] Listo di frenezuloj per Jedi

Segune la Oficeyo por Nacionala Statistiki, en Anglio kae Wals, ye 2001 esis 390,127 Jedi, do 0.7% de la tota populo.

Yen la rezulto:

Loko Tota Jedi  %
Brighton and Hove 247817 6480 2.61%
Oxford 134248 2742 2.04%
Wandsworth 260380 5024 1.93%
Cambridge 108863 2022 1.86%
Southampton 217445 3944 1.81%
Lambeth 266169 4745 1.78%
Exeter 111076 1942 1.75%
Reading 143096 2500 1.75%
Bristol 380615 6642 1.75%
Islington 175797 2904 1.65%
Hammersmith and Fulham 165242 2690 1.63%
Nottingham 266988 4187 1.57%
Camden 198020 3074 1.55%
Bournemouth 163444 2515 1.54%
Norwich 121550 1849 1.52%
Cheltenham 110013 1633 1.48%
London 7185 103 1.43%
Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames 147273 2103 1.43%
Manchester 392819 5476 1.39%
Ceredigion 74941 1036 1.38%
Hackney 202824 2746 1.35%
Portsmouth 186701 2511 1.34%
Richmond upon Thames 172335 2306 1.34%
Haringey 216507 2837 1.31%
Bath and North East Somerset 169040 2204 1.30%
Tower Hamlets 196106 2546 1.30%
Southwark 244866 3059 1.25%
Guildford 129701 1599 1.23%
Winchester 107222 1318 1.23%
Westminster 181286 2191 1.21%
Canterbury 135278 1633 1.21%
North Dorset 61905 744 1.20%
Runnymede 78033 935 1.20%
Waverley 115665 1375 1.19%
Isles of Scilly 2152 25 1.16%
Warwick 125931 1454 1.15%
Milton Keynes 207057 2389 1.15%
Rushmoor 90987 1049 1.15%
St Albans 129005 1473 1.14%
Plymouth 240720 2735 1.14%
Windsor and Maidenhead 133626 1485 1.11%
Lewisham 248922 2747 1.10%
Cardiff 305353 3367 1.10%
Worthing 97568 1070 1.10%
Hart 83505 915 1.10%
Bracknell Forest 109617 1192 1.09%
Wokingham 150229 1620 1.08%
Wycombe 162105 1740 1.07%
Kensington and Chelsea 158919 1685 1.06%
Newcastle upon Tyne 259536 2747 1.06%
Leeds 715402 7543 1.05%
North Hertfordshire 116908 1220 1.04%
East Hampshire 109274 1137 1.04%
Watford 79726 829 1.04%
Welwyn Hatfield 97553 1013 1.04%
Adur 59627 617 1.03%
Tunbridge Wells 104030 1068 1.03%
West Berkshire 144483 1483 1.03%
Southend-on-Sea 160257 1637 1.02%
Charnwood 153462 1558 1.02%
Mendip 103869 1041 1.00%
Harlow 78768 786 1.00%
Basingstoke and Deane 152573 1513 0.99%
Northampton 194458 1926 0.99%
Colchester 155796 1534 0.98%
Chelmsford 157072 1543 0.98%
Bromley 295532 2890 0.98%
Sheffield 513234 5015 0.98%
York 181094 1768 0.98%
South Oxfordshire 128188 1249 0.97%
Merton 187908 1830 0.97%
Mole Valley 80287 778 0.97%
Greenwich 214403 2073 0.97%
Lancaster 133914 1286 0.96%
East Hertfordshire 128919 1224 0.95%
Reigate and Banstead 126523 1194 0.94%
West Oxfordshire 95640 902 0.94%
Durham 87709 825 0.94%
Woking 89840 844 0.94%
Carrick 87865 825 0.94%
Hastings 85029 794 0.93%
Ealing 300948 2761 0.92%
Surrey Heath 80314 735 0.92%
Swindon 180051 1646 0.91%
Dacorum 137799 1255 0.91%
Stevenage 79715 724 0.91%
Uttlesford 68946 620 0.90%
Poole 138288 1241 0.90%
Mid Sussex 127378 1143 0.90%
Epsom and Ewell 67059 598 0.89%
Rushcliffe 105599 940 0.89%
Spelthorne 90390 803 0.89%
Wight 132731 1176 0.89%
Suda Hams 81849 725 0.89%
Elmbridge 121936 1074 0.88%
Kennet 74838 654 0.87%
Eastleigh 116169 1015 0.87%
North Wiltshire 125372 1095 0.87%
Bedford 147911 1290 0.87%
Worcester 93353 814 0.87%
Crawley 99744 862 0.86%
Lincoln 85595 736 0.86%
Vale of White Horse 115627 993 0.86%
Waltham Forest 218341 1865 0.85%
Leicester 279921 2371 0.85%
Cherwell 131785 1108 0.84%
Brentwood 68456 572 0.84%
Mid Bedfordshire 121024 1002 0.83%
Lewes 92177 762 0.83%
Chiltern 89228 732 0.82%
Bridgnorth 52497 429 0.82%
Hounslow 212341 1731 0.82%
Sutton 179768 1463 0.81%
Chichester 106450 866 0.81%
Eastbourne 89667 729 0.81%
Mid Devon 69774 567 0.81%
West Devon 48843 393 0.80%
Taunton Deane 102299 823 0.80%
Barnet 314564 2530 0.80%
Aylesbury Vale 165748 1331 0.80%
Croydon 330587 2654 0.80%
North Devon 87508 702 0.80%
South Cambridgeshire 130108 1034 0.79%
Stroud 107898 855 0.79%
South Bedfordshire 112637 888 0.79%
West Wiltshire 118150 931 0.79%
South Northamptonshire 79293 624 0.79%
Salisbury 114613 892 0.78%
Gwynedd 116843 906 0.78%
Babergh 83461 646 0.77%
Sevenoaks 109305 846 0.77%
Coventry 300848 2321 0.77%
Rochford 78489 604 0.77%
Torridge 58965 451 0.76%
Shepway 96238 734 0.76%
Test Valley 109801 837 0.76%
High Peak 89433 681 0.76%
Hillingdon 243006 1839 0.76%
Maldon 59418 448 0.75%
Cotswold 80376 604 0.75%
Derby 221708 1662 0.75%
Horsham 122088 915 0.75%
Huntingdonshire 156954 1176 0.75%
Kettering 81844 613 0.75%
Teignbridge 120958 903 0.75%
Weymouth and Portland 63648 475 0.75%
Thanet 126702 942 0.74%
East Northamptonshire 76550 569 0.74%
Medway 249488 1851 0.74%
North Somerset 188564 1394 0.74%
Rutland 34563 255 0.74%
Preston 129633 952 0.73%
Rugby 87453 638 0.73%
Swansea 223301 1623 0.73%
Ashford 102661 745 0.73%
Hertsmere 94450 685 0.73%
New Forest 169331 1228 0.73%
Peterborough 156061 1131 0.72%
Three Rivers 82848 600 0.72%
Basildon 165668 1198 0.72%
Daventry 71838 519 0.72%
Brent 263464 1903 0.72%
Epping Forest 120896 873 0.72%
Dartford 85911 620 0.72%
St Edmundsbury 98193 706 0.72%
Luton 184371 1316 0.71%
Braintree 132179 942 0.71%
Oadby and Wigston 55795 391 0.70%
Slough 119067 828 0.70%
Castle Point 86608 601 0.69%
Broxtowe 107570 746 0.69%
West Dorset 92360 639 0.69%
Liverpool 439473 3020 0.69%
Kingston upon Hull 243589 1667 0.68%
Tonbridge and Malling 107561 736 0.68%
Penwith 63012 431 0.68%
Norda Kornwal 80509 550 0.68%
Malvern Hills (vidu Great Malvern) 72172 493 0.68%
Ipswich 117069 799 0.68%
Christchurch 44865 302 0.67%
South Bucks 61945 414 0.67%
Chester 118210 790 0.67%
Enfield 273559 1828 0.67%
Gosport 76415 510 0.67%
Bexley 218307 1456 0.67%
South Norfolk 110710 736 0.66%
Swale 122801 814 0.66%
East Devon 125520 832 0.66%
Arun 140759 932 0.66%
Macclesfield 150155 991 0.66%
Mid Suffolk 86837 573 0.66%
Purbeck 44416 293 0.66%
Trafford 210145 1358 0.65%
South Gloucestershire 245641 1574 0.64%
Harrow 206814 1319 0.64%
Tandridge 79267 505 0.64%
Melton 47866 304 0.64%
Salford 216103 1364 0.63%
Calderdale 192405 1211 0.63%
Kerrier 92517 581 0.63%
South Somerset 150969 945 0.63%
South Lakeland 102301 640 0.63%
Gloucester 109885 686 0.62%
Gedling 111787 697 0.62%
Suffolk Coastal 115141 711 0.62%
Torbay 129706 800 0.62%
Stockport 284528 1752 0.62%
Rother 85428 526 0.62%
Havering 224248 1365 0.61%
West Somerset 35075 212 0.60%
Havant 116849 705 0.60%
East Cambridgeshire 73214 437 0.60%
Broxbourne 87054 517 0.59%
Stratford-on-Avon 111484 660 0.59%
Pembrokeshire 114131 673 0.59%
Craven 53620 316 0.59%
Thurrock 143128 842 0.59%
Gravesham 95717 559 0.58%
Harrogate 151336 881 0.58%
Restormel 95562 556 0.58%
Harborough 76559 442 0.58%
South Kesteven 124792 717 0.57%
Stafford 120670 692 0.57%
Fylde 73217 417 0.57%
Monmouthshire 84885 482 0.57%
Tendring 138539 782 0.56%
Birmingham 977087 5478 0.56%
Dover 104566 586 0.56%
Tewkesbury 76405 427 0.56%
Bromsgrove 87837 490 0.56%
Vale of Glamorgan 119292 662 0.55%
Telford and Wrekin 158325 874 0.55%
Congleton 90655 499 0.55%
Broadland 118513 647 0.55%
Breckland 121418 659 0.54%
North Norfolk 98382 532 0.54%
Sedgemoor 105881 572 0.54%
Hinckley and Bosworth 100141 538 0.54%
Kirklees 388567 2083 0.54%
Caradon 79649 426 0.53%
Redbridge 238635 1276 0.53%
Oswestry 37308 199 0.53%
Rossendale 65652 350 0.53%
Derbyshire Dales 69469 369 0.53%
East Riding of Yorkshire 314113 1666 0.53%
Wealden 140023 742 0.53%
Blaby 90252 472 0.52%
Eden 49777 260 0.52%
Wychavon 112957 590 0.52%
Powys 126354 658 0.52%
Chorley 100449 523 0.52%
East Dorset 83786 436 0.52%
Erewash 110099 571 0.52%
Maidstone 138948 719 0.52%
Tameside 213043 1101 0.52%
Forest of Dean 79982 411 0.51%
Redditch 78807 403 0.51%
Herefordshire 174871 893 0.51%
Wellingborough 72519 369 0.51%
Fareham 107977 546 0.51%
North West Leicestershire 85503 430 0.50%
Shrewsbury and Atcham 95850 477 0.50%
King's Lynn and West Norfolk 135345 669 0.49%
Bury 180608 890 0.49%
Forest Heath 55510 273 0.49%
Wyre 105618 515 0.49%
Tamworth 74531 361 0.48%
Scarborough 106243 508 0.48%
Lichfield 93232 444 0.48%
Tynedale 58808 280 0.48%
Barking and Dagenham 163944 778 0.47%
Wirral 312293 1471 0.47%
Newcastle-under-Lyme 122030 574 0.47%
Pendle 89248 419 0.47%
Bradford 467665 2185 0.47%
Middlesbrough 134855 629 0.47%
Rhondda Cynon Taf 231946 1075 0.46%
Stoke-on-Trent 240636 1113 0.46%
South Derbyshire 81562 377 0.46%
Newark and Sherwood 106273 491 0.46%
Newham 243891 1125 0.46%
Flintshire 148594 685 0.46%
South Ribble 103867 477 0.46%
Newport 137011 628 0.46%
Crewe and Nantwich 111007 507 0.46%
South Shropshire 40410 184 0.46%
Blackpool 142283 645 0.45%
Ellesmere Port and Neston 81672 370 0.45%
Amber Valley 116471 527 0.45%
Waveney 112342 508 0.45%
North Kesteven 94024 424 0.45%
Solihull 199517 899 0.45%
Conwy 109596 492 0.45%
Warrington 191080 855 0.45%
Vale Royal 122089 544 0.45%
Corby 53174 236 0.44%
Wyre Forest 96981 429 0.44%
Sunderland 280807 1242 0.44%
Carmarthenshire 172842 756 0.44%
Norda Tyneside 191659 836 0.44%
Teesdale 24457 105 0.43%
Great Yarmouth 90810 388 0.43%
Nordorienta Lincolnshire 157979 669 0.42%
Chesterfield 98845 418 0.42%
Ashfield 111387 469 0.42%
Orienta Staffordshire 103770 436 0.42%
South Holland 76522 319 0.42%
Fenland 83519 348 0.42%
Wolverhampton 236582 984 0.42%
Sefton 282958 1172 0.41%
West Lancashire 108378 448 0.41%
Selby 76468 315 0.41%
Ribble Valley 53960 222 0.41%
Bridgend 128645 528 0.41%
Carlisle 100739 411 0.41%
Nuneaton and Bedworth 119132 484 0.41%
Oldham 217273 869 0.40%
Bolton 261037 1042 0.40%
Wrexham 128476 511 0.40%
Bassetlaw 107713 426 0.40%
Denbighshire 93065 368 0.40%
Richmondshire 47010 185 0.39%
Alnwick 31029 122 0.39%
Lindsey 130447 505 0.39%
Norda Warwickshire 61859 238 0.38%
Boston 55750 214 0.38%
Barrow-in-Furness 71980 275 0.38%
Norda Shropshire 57108 218 0.38%
Rochdale 205357 778 0.38%
Wakefield 315172 1193 0.38%
Staffordshire Moorlands 94489 341 0.36%
Darlington 97838 353 0.36%
Hambleton 84111 303 0.36%
Halton 118208 425 0.36%
West Lindsey 79515 283 0.36%
Castle Morpeth 49001 174 0.36%
Mansfield 98181 348 0.35%
Torfaen 90949 322 0.35%
Suda Staffordshire 105896 373 0.35%
Norda Lincolnshire 152849 531 0.35%
Anglesey 66829 231 0.35%
Ryedale 50872 175 0.34%
Burnley 89542 303 0.34%
Redcar and Cleveland 139132 470 0.34%
Berwick-upon-Tweed 25949 87 0.34%
Nordorienta Derbyshire 96940 321 0.33%
Cannock Chase 92126 305 0.33%
Barnsley 218063 721 0.33%
Caerphilly 169519 557 0.33%
Blyth Valley 81263 267 0.33%
Hyndburn 81498 262 0.32%
Gateshead 191151 607 0.32%
Blackburn with Darwen 137470 431 0.31%
Stockton-on-Tees 178408 553 0.31%
Chester-le-Street 53692 166 0.31%
Wigan 301415 922 0.31%
Dudley 305155 919 0.30%
Doncaster 286866 857 0.30%
Bolsover 71766 212 0.30%
Allerdale 93492 274 0.29%
South Tyneside 152785 446 0.29%
St Helens 176843 485 0.27%
Wansbeck 61138 167 0.27%
Rotherham 248175 677 0.27%
Copeland 69318 187 0.27%
Neath Port Talbot 134468 353 0.26%
Sandwell 282904 742 0.26%
Walsall 253499 658 0.26%
Derwentside 85074 211 0.25%
Hartlepool 88611 195 0.22%
Wear Valley 61339 122 0.20%
Merthyr Tydfil 55981 111 0.20%
Blaenau Gwent 70064 130 0.19%
Knowsley 150459 272 0.18%
Sedgefield 87206 153 0.18%
Easington 93993 152 0.16%

[redakti] Gravaj disĉiploj

[redakti] Nobelpremio

Ĵedajismo ricevis la Nobelpremion pri paco en 1994.

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